There was a couple who sat next to me on the subway while I was in NY. They literally sat right next to me. The girl was grinding against him and also bumping me in the hip in the meanwhile. I cleared my throat and even vocally voiced my opinion on nasty bitches who do that. They rolled their eyes and continued. So I rolled my eyes, lifted a cheek, and I fucking farted on her. It was a smelly one. Loud and deadly. They stopped. Damn straight, you betta stop.
LOLL I absolutely love and miss you Jen <3